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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Amazing sony TV CID Team



Gulgule and Singham - please aap dono iss case se hath jaye..aab CID ne is case ko apne haath mai le liya ha

 Sonakshi sinha- Thappad se dar nahi lagta sahab pyar se lagta hai...

Daya- Oh u fool Gulgule CID aab kya in mujre waliyo ke piche padi rahegi we want big fish...like jayakant...Singham wats ur report

Jaykant shikre- kuch bhiu karne ka par mera ego hurt nahi karne ka..abe daya tu kay kar lega..tera to mai transfer karwa dunga abhi ke abhi... tere singham ka to welcome to goa ho gaya hai..aur tere kaam hi kya hai sirf darwaja todna...like "Daya Darwaja Tod Do" ha ha ha


Congrats to CID team for completing more than 15 years, Their show is running  from last 15 years because of their excelence and has solved each and every cases came into their hand. “Kyunki CID se aaj tak koi baach nahi saka”
Well let me introduces the CID members

Daya darwaza tod, tode deHello!! Senior inspector Abhijeet speaking, kya?? Usi jagha aur ek lash? My God!  It is the style of Mr. Abhijeet and most intelegent officer among the CID member after ACP Pradyuman. He is crazy about Dr. Tarika, but bloody loser he had never proposed her.


Pichay Hatho,  Darwaza tod dete hai!! Daya ka hath jab padta hai na to mujrim totay k tarha bolne legta hai!! Yes I am talking about the muscles power man Daya! His kick and slap is fabulous I like him.
Why we will forget Fedricks! Because slow and steady win the race, his help in every cases is iconic in the form of comedy, and he caught the criminals just by snipping  “Ye to bartan dhonay k sabun ki badbu hai sir!” wah wah wah! He care and scare his wife most and the only thing he worry about is “AATMA” (eveil sprit, soul) Sir mujhay atamao se dar lagta hai

Hai kyon? Pata lagao hai kyon? Daya gaddi bhagao mujrim bhag raha hai!! HA HA I am talking about the big boss ACP PRADYUMAN , He had shot his own son to prove his loyalty towards his duty and he never ignore anyone’s crime whether it is did by his own blood! “Aab chakki piste raho jail ke salhkho ke pichay “ “Tumhe to fasi ki saza hogi fasi!” These are some most common dialogs he speaks at the end of every episodes. But I always wonder that why he is not promoted from ACP (Assistant Commandant of Police) to any other higher post in last 15 years?

The Creative vivek, I love his flying kick which blows the jaws. I have also heard that many of his action is directed by his own.

“Kuch bhi kaho lekin Shalunke sir ke bal ko insult mat karo” the forensic chief Dr. Shalunke weird damn minded man! Because he find the cause of death in “chutki me”  and always speak the names of harmful chemicals and poisons which comes from Amazon basin  like “DECCOPINISON ALHDYTRIFONYS “  “YAMIMALIMI SUJAI” blah blah that will jerk mind if we pronounce it and is never exists in the Dictionary of Chemicals.

Why CID is so famous?
  • They use most intelligent search engine of internet it is KOOGLE , they can find each and every information  from it including movement of poison from different countries, Hotel rooms, street name, company logo etc etc.
  • They tell us the professional way of kill people such as by using dry ice, by injecting slow poison, by biting with Amazon basin spider 
  • They have an intelligent database called “NERLO” which contain photos, fingerprints, love affair names, of every criminal.
  • They have HD CCTV camera, by which they can zoom towards the criminal’s hand with HD clarity image.
  • Dr. Shalunke can build the exact face of victims even by a broken skull.
  • They have great sketch artist.




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